After spending a thoroughly exhausting and yet stimulating four hours in the library, I have finally discovered the recipe for the potion that will transform Pansy back into a female. I finally deciphered the passage and got this:

"The process of changing sexes is quite a difficult one and the only known process is the Transfiguagender spell. The spell is used to obviously transfigure one into the opposing gender and reverses itself in a set amount of time, usually chosen by the caster. However, there are times when the spell sometimes 'sticks' and refuses to be lifted by any number of counter spells. A potion, however has been created to force the transfiguration to automatically reverse itself. To do, take the hair of the transfigured and mix with it the nectar of a lover of the same sex, who is close in age to the transfigured one and the opposite sex that the transfigured was before the casting of the spell. And then add the following ingredients..."

Obviously you don't need the rest of the potion's ingredients, as I already have those stewing in preparation. All I need is a hair of Pansy's and the, well, nectar of a homosexual male who is close in age to Pansy...So, if anyone would like to donate, no questions will be asked. But if I can get a small container of semen nectar by the end of day, feel free to leave it in the Room of Requirement where the rest of the potion is waiting. Cheers!

For the first time in my life, it appears that one of my spells seems to have gone a bit haywire. The hex I cast on Pansy (did she ever choose a male name) had specific syllables you included that effected the time frame of the spell. Unfortunately, the book looked even older than Madame Pince herself and some of the ink was starting to fade, so I went with my best guess.

Obviously, I chose the wrong syllables as the curse is still in effect...I went back to the library to do some more research on the hex and there doesn't seem to be some form of counter curse. We can either wait till the spell ends itself or I can keep looking. Personally, I'm choosing the latter because there's only so long that Pansy can walk about the school before a professor notices and starts asking questions. I've found several references to the hex in a book called Sexuality and Gender: Spells You Never Thought Existed But Aren't You Glad They Do?. There appears to be some form of potion that Pansy can take to reverse the hex but it looks like it's going to take a while to decipher what on earth the book is trying to get across. I'll keep you posted.

Cheers!

Green.

Of all the bloody colors. Green. Green. My hair looked like some sort of scrubby bush from a desert of sorts.



GREEN!

So, of course, after going through two reversal spells and finally locating the proper charm that would erase the color completely, it was a simple matter of payback, something incredibly dirty and what I normally wouldn't stoop to, but after all...GREEN. So, about ten minutes going through everyone's journal and an hour of research in the library led me to the one of the most amazing spells that has ever been written: The Transfigagender Curse. Of course, pronouncing the very name proved to be quite difficult (honestly, how do half these wizards come up with these names?) but the curse seemed simple enough. A quick trial with Crookshanks proved me to be quite adept with the spell (naturally).

So, using the powers of the prefect, I was able to locate Pansy's class earlier today. And well, we all know that Malfoy is slowly leaning toward the other side if you will. And now Pansy can help him learn to love it during the next hour. I wonder what her/his new name will be while he/she waits for the curse to reverse itself?

Oh, and personally, I thought giving him/her green hair was a nice touch as well.

I received quite the odd owl today from Viktor as he told me that the chances of anything more happening between us have all but disappeared. There was a somewhat difficult to read rant about lifestyles and lying to himself but the handwriting was so terrible I could only make out every other word. Obviously, he was talking about how he was never going to be able to leave the North because that's where everything he loves is. Somewhere in there he briefly mentioned Harry but I think he just wanted me to let Harry know he said hello or somewhat.

Also, while I was in the library the other day doing my final revision of my Potions essay, I was browsing through a copy of Easy Potions for the Home, I located a chapter titled "Simple Mixtures for the Bedroom" and if Madame Pince saw the damage done to that section, she would start jinxing anyone who dares to go near the potions section. There were so many doodles of snakes and serpents of the like. And then there was "Lineage Matters" and then two sets of initials. But there was liquid of sorts spilled onto the page and all I could make out was: _N + H_. I'm not sure if the N was indeed an N or an M. Too much of whatever it was. I'm not entirely sure what was so special about the chapter. I didn't go through it but I'm sure it probably dealt with permanent furniture polishes. I went to check again, but the book was missing. I asked Madame Pince if someone had checked it out and all she told me was that it was a pale boy but refused to give his name. When I pressed her for the name, she threatened to jinx me in such a way that I could only read the books that actually read themselves to you.

What a vile bi witch.

This is going to have to be very quick but I didn't triple check my essay for Potions (after all, that's the only way to locate all the spelling mistakes. Spelling mistakes? Oh, how I love puns) but I would just like to say that yes, I did ask Harry to retrieve that magazine and I shall tell you why.

This will of course be kept in the strictest of confidence. I simply told Harry that I was not going to go and locate a magazine which did not belong to me and if he did want to see what Viktor looked like in the nudie pants, he was going to have to go find some proof himelf. I mentioned that he told me about the possibility of doing a spread and I mentioned to Harry that it might be in the latest issue.

All of this was said in a completely joking manner. Or it was on my part anyway...

Off to the library, now. Cheers!